Classes are once again in full swing after the holiday break. With tough courses like Statistics and Spanish 102 it sometimes feels like I am going to a full fledged University! Although we are required to take these rigorous courses, an easy course or two here and there can help even things out. That’s why we have found two classes for you Greendale students that we categorize as “blow-off” classes, easy “A’s” if you will.
The first is Beginning Pottery with Professor Holly. This is the epitome of an easy class. All you are required to do is try, and for most of us that means put in the minimal effort required to show up to class and put our hands in some clay. How much easier can it get? But there is one catch. Professor Holly will not tolerate any references to the famous potter scene in “Ghost”. This “ghosting” as she calls it is absolutely out of the question. Trust me, I know it can be hard to resist the urge. But as long as you can get through the semester without “ghosting” you will most certainly receive the easiest “A” of your life.
The second easy elective is Sailing with Admiral Slaughter. This course may require a little more effort than promising not to “ghost”. The classes are held in the school parking lot on a large vessel (that is fancy for boat). You will learn more nautical terms than you care to know and you will also have the chance to be the Captain of your ship. The one catch to this class is that you must be willing to work as a team. Make sure you pick shipmates (also known as classmates) that are reliable, strong, and able to pull their own weight. As long as you have all of these traits on board you will most likely pass the class with flying colors.
Still can’t decide which blow-off class to take? Click HERE to take a quiz to find out which class would be better for you. Good luck. Well it’s time for me to set sail. Ahoy!