"Night Under the Stars" a Huge Success

Greendale's "Night Under the Stars" event was a huge hit. It gave students the opportunity to mix and mingle without having to worry about using each other's Spanish nombres.

The evening started off with a lovely concert from a new band headed by hottie Vaughn (swoon). His chiseled abs and unruly hair make my knees weak whenever he walks by. And it doesn't hurt that he has the voice of an angel. His song, "Pierce Is a B" was so thought provoking and real. I made it my ringtone! I'm going to ask him out this weekend. I just decided.

Anyways, back to the event. There was definitely love in the air with all the cute couples, new and old, who attended. And those without dates came with friends which was just as good for them I guess.

One thing did perplex me though. In the middle of my future husband's performance, a crazy lady in a doctor's office gown came running out. She demanded that she have the blanket that a lovely couple was sitting on and they gave it to her! What was that all about? I'm pretty sure she was an escapee from the psychology mental observation department who hadn't taken her meds. But that's being looked into.

It was also interesting to see the bum that hangs out at the school there in a sport coat. I think his name is Jeff? He's never clean and his hair is never brushed so I assumed that he was a bum but he actually cleans up pretty nice. Maybe I will try to date him. We'll see.

The creepiest part was this old man who was hitting on me during Vaughn's song. He looked like my Grandpa and he kept trying to tell me that his name was Pierce and that Pookie's song was about him. I didn't believe him because he was wearing a turtleneck. Creepy.

Overall I think the event was a huge success. I am going to recommend that they make plans to hold it every semester. That way I am guaranteed to see my Vaughn.