Admin & Faculty
Name:Dr. Patrick Isakson
Position:Dean of Admissions/Professor of Women's Studies
Hello potential student! You've come here to get the goods on your dean of admissions, huh? Well, let thee illuminate thine history lest ye play Minesweeper! I was born in a quaint Colorado bathtub 45 years after women's suffrage. 40 years later I received my bachelor's degree in Women's Studies from Colorado State. I told myself that if I had a baby girl, I'd name it Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Then I named my cat Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and she is a little nightmare! I guess that's God saying, "You're not ready for a daughter." I am, though.
Children of the Corn, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants