About me:

Oh, hello. This is new. I'm really glad we're upgrading Greendale's website to include "Faculty Profiles." I think this is much more important than worrying about the sprinkler system in the chemistry lab, which has been busted since 2007. Yup, I would much rather know Senor Chang's favorite kind of salsa than prevent desks from bursting into flames. I've been a statistics professor at Greendale for a few years, but I'd imagine being at Greendale is a "dog years" situation, where each year is more like seven years (Sorry Dean!) I really enjoy statistics. I like numbers, I like graphs, I like charts. Something about taking DATA and turning it into INFORMATION has always been something I enjoyed. It's a special kind of magic where you don't need any rabbits or top hats, just a couple proven methods and maybe a computer program or two.