Admin & Faculty
Name:Prof. Eustice Whitman
Ah, life is a tricky game. Growing up in a household of seven brothers and sisters, I quickly learned the importance of counting things. Fourteen boots, seven lunchboxes, three retainers, et cetera! I teach math and accounting because numbers were the thing that made sense to me. Hundred-and-thirty dollar co-pay, ten-thousand dollar mortgage, twenty-five thousand dollar lawsuit, et cetera! I was balancing those numbers and those checkbooks like a circus trapeze artist, until I came crashing into the net. Eureka! Why teach numbers when you can teach LIFE? I'm here to inspire you to lead extraordinary lives! I say tear up your checkbook. I say bury your fortune in a hole in the ground. Money isn't going to be there for you when you life skates by on a longboard. Get on the longboard! Hook an ollie! My motto used to be "Don't get them audited" but now it's "CARPE DIEM!" Seize the day! We're miles away from tomorrow and light years from next week. Let us live in the moment.
Eat and drink, for tomorrow we die.