About me:

Name is Lee Slaughter, but most people call me "Admiral" because I asked them to. And because I treat my students as if they were a fleet of ships on the great blue sea. I'm not an actual Admiral, though. I was a machine gunner on the U.S.S. Denver in WW II. It was my son's idea that I teach here at Greendale for some extra cash. I let this Dr. George Giwa at the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation transfer some funds into my account, but it was a scam and they took all my money. I thought I would be a good person, and this is what happens. If I ever meet Dr. George Giwa I have a word or two or a fist for that guy. A word of advice for the young people: don't believe the Nigerians, they're greedy. Okay, I've recently learned we've finally got a boat for the sailing class I've been asking for. That oddball Pelton did us a real favor, and now you can learn all about how to attack the sea. Sign up for my class, unless you're some kind of jerk.