Course focus:Looking for an associates degree in being a Jack of All Trades!
Favorite spot on Campus:Out in the quad at the start of the day, where the movers and shakers are shaking and moving.
Greetings, my name is Pierce Hawthorne. You may recognize the name from Hawthorne Wipes, the award-winning Moist Towelette. Yes, that was me. There was a time in my life that moistness and towelettes defined me, but no longer. I am a world traveler, a Toastmaster, Magician, Pianist, and I consider myself a Quality of Life Person. They say "you can't teach an old man new things," but I stand to prove them wrong. Providing living proof that Greendale CC is a remarkable place with remarkable people, I hope I can teach the young folks here a thing or two. And who knows, maybe I'll learn something too. This is Pierce Hawthorne, signing off and saying "Farewell, good day, and be good!" (dictated but not read).