About me:

I'm a dedicated guy who's looking to CLEAN UP THIS TOWN. Haha, no, I'm not studying custodial arts (dropped Custodial Arts 101 after three days!) I'm looking to become a police officer. I always say, I only care about two things: justice and just girls. And when I say "justice" I mean taking out criminals and putting them in the slammer. And when I say "just girls" I mean women too. Growing up I loved westerns and cowboy movies, so I guess the closest thing to being a cowboy these days is a cop. You ever see Lethal Weapon? Mel Gibson = Modern Cowboy. I just want to do something important. I want to matter. I want my friends to say, "Hey, Larry Feekle matters!" I know girls like authority. Guy in uniform. Hell ya. And if that doesn't work, I can always pull 'em over for a speeding ticket and tell them, "You were going about ninety in my dreams baby." Hell ya. My friends call me Larry, but pretty soon it'll be "Officer Feekle."