About me:

Six foot, three inches tall. Medium build. I came to Greendale to do two things: kick ass and chew bubblegum and my favorite bubblegum is Bubblicious (Cotton Candy flavor - it tastes like the best parts of a carnival). Guess what? That's what I do. I'm known around campus for my sense of style and my cool attitude. Life is a reclining armchair. Lay back. I'm trying to form a band around town and play bass guitar, but all the bands are kind of lame. "Some Worries" suck hard! My favorite music includes: The Chariots, Spank, Systemic Glitch, Veranda Hamilton, Popcorn Jerks, Sandblast, Ball Three, Shauna is Beautiful Again, Needle Share, Eat the Senator, Dingle, Milkmilk, Schratztvat, Supercharged Hillbillies, The Duncan Whitmore Experiment, ZKX, DIK, Anus Bakery, DeMorge, 2Nutz, Archimedes Overdrive, Underwhelming Vigilance, Gunga Dance, Wreckneck, Tiny Golf Course Pencil, Empire of Sound, Pass the Sweat, Phantasm 2, L'il Nibbler, Sinlicious, Listen to Thought, Splenda, Human Light Carousel, Book Vision, Al Quaeda, P'arfait, Legendary Legend, 0-9, XXL, Bingo, Tarmac, Dark Skinne with N-vay-shun, Bullet Shoot Gunnah, 2-Shoot, Gunshot, Bulletshot, Gunbullet, Professor Crime feat. Crime Farmer w. Criminal Attorney, Honeynuts, Flash Gorgon, Impeccable Eyebrow, Phillipe Engenoux, Natalyie Luxembourge, Aluminum, Sock 2 Sock, Food, Vajine, Bucharest Trio, The Israeli Defense Ministers, Black 2 Black, Regional Armistice, Time for Flowers, D.E.A.T.H. A.N.G.L.E., and Phil Collins solo stuff.